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  Adam Wallace is or has been a writer, party host, golfer, engineer, salesman, Dip Ed Graduate (Primary), before and after care leader, dog owner, Simpsons watcher, laugher, burper, farter, nose picker, vomiter, pimple squeezer, Collingwood supporter, Steve Waugh fan, Greg Norman fan, and Adam Sandler fan. Adam believes in growing up, but only if you have fun while you’re doing it. Better Out Than In is Adam’s first book.

  Heath McKenzie was born and raised in Melbourne where he resides to this day. He does his best to keep quite respectable - choosing instead to release such noxious habits as farting, burping, spewing, nose picking and pus squirting through his drawings - it’s much nicer for everybody that way, don’t you think?! He once studied art, media and teaching (primary and secondary) and has pieces of official paper to prove this! He continues to draw and refuses to teach and that’s probably for the best. He tends to watch too much TV, see too many movies and listen to far too much music…he calls it seeking inspiration…we suspect it’s simply time wasting!

  Better Out Than In

  By Adam Wallace

  Published by Classic Author and Publishing Services Pty Ltd Imprint of JoJo Publishing

  ‘Yarra’s Edge’

  2203/80 lorimer Street

  Docklands VIC 3008

  Australia

  Email:[email protected]

  or visitwww.classic-jojo.com

  Text © Adam Wallace 2008

  Illustrations © Heath McKenzie 2008

  First Published 2004.

  No part of this printed publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system. or transmitted, in any form, or by any means (electrical, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise) without the prior written permission of the publisher abd copyright owner.

  9780992590079 (eBook)

  Digital edition distributed by

  Port Campbell Press

  www.portcampbellpress.com.au

  Conversion by Winking Billy

  Table of Contents

  Contents

  Valerie's Vomit

  Peters Pimple

  Whoops

  Nancy's Nose

  Eric's Ear Wax

  Bob's Burp

  About the Author

  About the Illustrator

 

 

  Adam Wallace, Better Out Than In

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